Dr. Sketchy Turns Japanese (I sorta think so) - May 2007

Oh hey, what's on TV?

What is that? I dunno, it looks like one of those Japanese samurai flicks or something. You know, the kind that Tarantino is all about, Kill Bill and all that?
No, wait... I know that place... I know that girl...... Oh well, fuck it.

CAUSE DR. SKETCHY'S BE HAPPENING, BITCHES!!


Dr. Sketchy's Youkoso! , my artistic monkeys! Are you read yo motherfucking draw, yall?!?!


Whooo!!!

This month Dr. Sketchy's Tokyo went uhh..... Japanese.
Because that's where we are. Japan.
So wait, is doing a Japanese Yukata Girl theme trite or expected?


Oh, who the fuck cares!!! Look how hott she is!





Behold the beauty that is
Akiko Otao!

Our fabulous model comes from Japan, but also from Chi-town, and she brings the sauciness of that windy city to our little giant city.






Oh My God, her feet. Her feet. Her perfect tiny feet. her perfect perfect tiny feet.

You know what's hotter than you'd think?

Mother-fucking
Yukatas!

Our poor Akiko sweated and sweated, and she just had to take more off.

How can we survive?!?!?! With such stunning girl awesomeness?

God she's hott...

God, Boobs are awesome.

Dr. Sketchy's brings together hot girls, boobs, and... something else. Wait, why are we here for?

Oh yeah... we're hear to draw. To sketch... Yeah.... that.

But haaaay! Contests!!!

And that's only HALF of our Fantastic June show! Keep looking here for our saucier, sexier PART TWO!!

People are still drawing...

There's Queen Alison! And hmmm... that girl on the right is also totally hott...


I wonder if she'll model for us?




Michi the Majestic, Belly-Dancer extra-ordinaire, will be your slammin' model at our June Dr. Sketchy's. I'll be singing Aladdin songs all night, so be ready for awesomeness, shinies, and bangles!!













Queen Alison and Poor Dillon, your delightful hosts, love you all very very much.


Don't forget! Next Doctor Sketchy's June 27th at the Pink Cow! 8:30PM
Come early for the fruity drinks and slammin food, yall!

Start with one stage decorated with whatever weird fabric we found in the community theatre storage room.

Add one empty as hell restaurant/bar/artspace...

Add Plus One Hella Smoking Spanish Mama



Then lookie lookie! Instant Audience!


Look in the background! Even the chef came outta the kitchen!

And what magic is this? Why this is the inaugural event of Dr. Sketchy's Tokyo!

Queen Alison Lloyd, High Priestess of the Event Coordination, joined forces with poor writer Dillon Font to bring some awesome life-drawing to the denizens of T-town!


Queen Alison and Poor Dillon come from different economic backgrounds.


But enough about the non-models. We were graced with total hottie, the Hot Mama known as the Spanish Rose.

When the Spanish Rose comes to clean up house, you best keep attention:





I'm not saying that Eyes Wide Shut had a weird sexual effect on me...
But daaayaaaaam.

I'd daresay the audience got into the swing of things.

And what were Queen Alison and Poor Dillon doing while The Spanish Rose sexed up the joint?


As you can see, Queen Alison was busy drawing and keeping time.


And Poor Dillon got drunker and drunker as he MCed the she-bang-bang.

And ladies and laddies, here is our saucesome photographer, Tommy Cuellar. Sorry, but guess who has two thumbs and is married? THIS GUY!
Next Dr. Sketchy's is on May 23rd and the Pink Cow! You best be representin, yizall!